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The Darwin Awards: A Chronicle of Enterprising Demises is a tongue-in-cheek honor named after evolutionary theorist Charles Darwin. Awards have been given for people who "do a service to Humanity by removing themselves from the gene pool" (i.e., lose the ability to reproduce either by death or sterilization in an idiotic fashion). According to Wendy Northcutt, author of the Darwin Award books: "The Awards honor people who ensure the long-term survival of the human race by removing themselves from the gene pool in a sublimely idiotic fashion." The Darwin Award books state that an attempt is made to disallow known urban legends from the awards, but some older "winners" have been 'grandfathered' to keep their awards. The Darwin Awards site does try to verify all submitted stories, but many similar sites, and the vast number of circulating "Darwin awards" emails, are largely fictional ... more

asked Dec 01 '10 at 04:10

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My favorite has to be the guys fishing for crawdads. Doing this till dark...they started to go home and found the fuses in the truck was blown out. Since a .22 shell was the right size and they had some...they put it in there. With electricity flowing through a live round...it went off as they came to a bridge and went off of it. Waking up in the hospital...the wife of the driver asked one question....how many did you catch?

answered Dec 02 '10 at 13:04

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That meat question seems to be trolling. If you google it, other people have asked exactly the same :L

Google Results for 'why wont my skin grow over this piece of meat'

answered Dec 01 '10 at 04:22

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edited Dec 01 '10 at 04:23

One of our Lockergnome.net Community members posted/deleted this question. Under the (5) Requirements to win a Darwin Award, he doesn't qualify.

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Junk Food Junkie (1994 Darwin Awards Winner) > http://DarwinAwards.com/darwin/darwin1994-01.html

Darwin Award went to the fellow who was killed by a Coke machine, which toppled over on top of him as he was attempting to tip a free soda out of it.

Person of Interest in Death of Man crushed under another Coca Cola Machine

answered Dec 07 '10 at 14:01

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edited Dec 07 '10 at 14:10

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