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So if you were God wich would be your 10 Commandments ?

asked Jan 29 '11 at 20:17

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edited Jan 30 '11 at 17:57


Who are we talking about here?

answered Jan 29 '11 at 20:33

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  1. You shall have no other gods before me
  2. You shall not make for yourself an idol
  3. Do not take the name of the Lord in vain
  4. Remember the Sabbath and keep it holy
  5. Honor your father and mother
  6. You shall not murder
  7. You shall not commit adultery
  8. You shall not steal
  9. You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor
  10. You shall not covet anything that belongs to your neighbor

You can't beat the original...

answered Jan 30 '11 at 00:52

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I like them more in my native language, Spanish ^^

(Jan 30 '11 at 05:41) Patxi Patxi's gravatar image

I couldn't have said it better myself

(Feb 01 '11 at 16:32) Sixtennis Sixtennis's gravatar image
  1. No one can present himself directly to another of our friends. There must be a third person to do it.
  2. Never look at the wives of friends.
  3. Never be seen with cops.
  4. Don't go to pubs and clubs.
  5. Always being available for bonfires is a duty - even if your wife is about to give birth.
  6. Appointments must absolutely be respected.
  7. Wives must be treated with respect.
  8. When asked for any information, the answer must be the truth.
  9. Money cannot be appropriated if it belongs to others or to other families.
  10. People who can't be part of bonfires: anyone who has a close relative in the police, anyone with a two-timing relative in the family, anyone who behaves badly and doesn't hold to moral values.

answered Jan 30 '11 at 01:35

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edited Jan 30 '11 at 01:37

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Sorry zman, but commandment 7 negates commandment 5.

(Jan 30 '11 at 15:49) Geenome Geenome's gravatar image

I didn't create it. I just modified it.

(Jan 30 '11 at 18:45) zman zman's gravatar image
  1. Indulgence instead of abstinence
  2. Man is a social animal, accept it
  3. Fate in non-existent, it is only the choices you make in life that defines who you are
  4. Treat others with respect who deserve it
  5. Do not lead millions of people into a single brain washed lie which leads to unkept promises, pain, misery and death

I know its five but hey they pretty much sum it all up

answered Jan 30 '11 at 04:15

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Fate is nonexistent? I sense a non-existentialist!

What about me? I have no free will. Am I going to hell?

(Jan 30 '11 at 18:45) HHBones HHBones's gravatar image

maybe if hell existed...

a non-existentialist?? i was taught existentialism is the theory that states there is no fate and its the choices you make in life that defines who you are

Though im more of a religious nihilist

(Jan 31 '11 at 16:11) mgguitarist mgguitarist's gravatar image
  1. You shall not murder
  2. You shall not commit adultery
  3. You shall not abuse alcohol or other substances
  4. You shall not steal
  5. You shall not bear false witness
  6. You shall not scapegoat or blame others
  7. You shall not enslave
  8. You shall not rape
  9. You shall not abandon, abuse or neglect thy child
  10. You shall honor they environment

answered Jan 29 '11 at 20:46

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I shall blame others if it is their fault and I shan't honor my environment because I don't influence my environment and neither does any human being. Also, tooth for a tooth.

(Jan 30 '11 at 00:21) zman zman's gravatar image

The intention of the 6th is obvious, come on. Don't blame people who aren't at fault. And I don't really care to enter into a debate on it with you, but we do influence the environment, whether you acknowledge it or not. And even if you deny Global Warming, we still influence the environment in other ways, and you know it. And as to your other comment, we are animals. Get over it.

(Jan 30 '11 at 19:43) Midnightblues Midnightblues's gravatar image

you can believe what you want but most animals can't build a space station and as a member of the race responsible for Sputnik, I am deeply offended that you have called me an animal!

(Jan 30 '11 at 19:59) zman zman's gravatar image
  1. You shall not murder.
  2. You shall not steal.
  3. You shalt not rape or molest.
  4. You shalt not harm any animal (Humans included).
  5. You shalt not be ignorant.
  6. You shalt not abuse harmful substances.
  7. You shalt not treat people differently based on their race, sexuality or gender.
  8. You must have self-control.
  9. You must remain impartial.
  10. You shall have free will, but you must be wise in what you do with it.

answered Jan 30 '11 at 17:25

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Not to be nit-picky here, but technically #3 is the same as #2, because raping someone is stealing their virginity Just sayin :P

(Feb 01 '11 at 16:33) Sixtennis Sixtennis's gravatar image
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Well not if they've already had sex...

(Feb 02 '11 at 19:11) Mattophobia ♦♦ Mattophobia's gravatar image

1-9: Thou shall not mention the word "Vista". Ever. 10: See 1-9.

answered Jan 31 '11 at 19:05

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More like:

1-9: Thou shall not mention the letters "ME". Ever. 10: See 1-9.

(Feb 01 '11 at 15:39) decimic decimic's gravatar image
  1. Do the right thing.
  2. Try not to hurt other people.
  3. An eye for an eye, a limb for a limb.

I think with just these three, the world would be a better place. #3 would take care of the enforcement.

answered Jan 31 '11 at 19:57

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The 10 commandments are a survival code for civilizations. The Akadian version ante-dated the Jewish version by a thousand years and had only 6 of the 10. i.e only the first 4 commandments were unique to the Jews. Here are the 10 commandments put another way. 1. God IS. Scream as much as you like. 2. If you devote your life to a Godless existance you are throwing it away. 3. You will ponder all this and your accountability on at least 1 day a week. 4. Dont trivialize God. Note the common expression/exclamation 'Oh my God!' - highly offensive. 5. Respect and care for your Parents. You may be all they have. 6. Never take a life, or cause any one harm. 7. Do not engage in promiscuity, especially with another person's spouse. Stay faithful to vows. 8. Do not claim as your own, anything that belongs to another. 9. Do not spread false information about others. Do not blacken another's reputation. 10.Never try 'to keep up with the Joneses' or be envious of anything they have.

answered Feb 01 '11 at 05:50

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  1. Thou shall help people.
  2. Thou shall not steal, either physically or digitally.
  3. Thou shall not abuse any power one may have.
  4. Thou shall not harm any living thing.
  5. Thou shall not harm technology.
  6. Thou shall take care of thy environment
  7. Thou shall not spend all say on thy computer.
  8. Thou shall not kill.
  9. Thou shall get fresh air.
  10. Thou shall not say PCs meaning Windows. Thou shall take in account that a Mac is a PC too.

Great Commandment: Thou shall not hurt one, physically or emotionally.

answered Feb 01 '11 at 15:38

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