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Find out if your PC is a male or female. Open Notepad Copy Paste this

CreateObject(“SAPI.SpVoice”).Speak”I Love You”

Save as xyz.vbs

Then run it

asked Jan 30 '11 at 23:38

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edited Jan 30 '11 at 23:38

You need to replace the special double-quotes with regular double quotes or it'll give an error.

(Oct 13 '11 at 19:49) nickjuly4 nickjuly4's gravatar image

Also in Mac OS X you can open the Terminal and type: "say I Love You" (without quotes)

(Oct 13 '11 at 19:58) nickjuly4 nickjuly4's gravatar image

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My PC is constructed out of cold, hard steel. It exudes raw power from every orifice, and occasionally defends itself with electrical shocks when I get too close. Sounds pretty male to me.

answered Feb 02 '11 at 13:13

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I'm running win 7 and mine is female. I think she's less educated or something because she studders when reading a pdf to me.

answered Jan 31 '11 at 14:51

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I'm sorry, I don't use a PC on a normal basis. Besides, who really cares if it is a male or a female (like computers have genders...).

answered Jan 30 '11 at 23:39

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PC is personal computer. A Mac is a PC

(Jan 31 '11 at 13:24) Tim Fontana Tim%20Fontana's gravatar image

I'm sure you understand that most people generally consider a PC a windows based computer. Since I simply cannot follow his instructions (I don't have an application called Notepad), how can I simply execute what the instructions stated?

(Jan 31 '11 at 22:18) catchatyou catchatyou's gravatar image

You do have "TextEdit" which is basically Notepad.

(Feb 03 '11 at 09:38) TheTechDude TheTechDude's gravatar image
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lol. another cocky Mac user get's pwnd.

(Aug 23 '11 at 13:53) nicktorious09 nicktorious09's gravatar image
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Macs would all be male. If you go into Terminal and type - "say I'm a Mac", or really anything, it's a male voice. However, I have known women who sound like a man, so I guess it's preference really.

(Oct 12 '11 at 21:54) MacManDerek MacManDerek's gravatar image
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If MAC is not PC, and PC is Windows, what is Linux?

PC is a hardware. it's not an OS. you should go back to high school.

(Oct 13 '11 at 16:41) xedric14 xedric14's gravatar image
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it's simpler than that, if you use XP like I do, it's male because it has Microsoft Sam and if you use Vista or 7, it's female because of the other voice

answered Jan 31 '11 at 02:31

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I think "she" is called Microsoft Anna

(Jan 31 '11 at 05:52) Alekz Alekz's gravatar image

ya thanks!

(Jan 31 '11 at 12:19) zman zman's gravatar image
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@Alekz You write 'she' in quotation marks, yet @zman didn't actually use the word in his post

(Jan 31 '11 at 16:07) Ben Grant Ben%20Grant's gravatar image
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If that's true, mine's a hermaphrodite- I'm running Linux.

(Jan 31 '11 at 17:07) HHBones HHBones's gravatar image

Seven is unisex

(Aug 23 '11 at 15:20) Ivan Tomica Ivan%20Tomica's gravatar image

You can actually add another command to change its voice right, so what's the point?

(Oct 13 '11 at 16:43) xedric14 xedric14's gravatar image
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Mine is female and it's named Christine :)

answered Jan 31 '11 at 18:33

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That isn't how you find out about your computer's gender.

My mother's computer still has Windows XP, and has Sam, Mike, Mary, and two LH vioces. This one, which dual-boots Vista and Ubuntu, has Anna on Windows and when I installed Festival on Ubuntu, it had a male voice.

answered Feb 03 '11 at 09:26

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Just go to the text to speech settings and play the demo. Also don't EVER run .vbs code you don't trust.

answered Jan 31 '11 at 05:53

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what's worst thing may happen?

(Oct 13 '11 at 16:44) xedric14 xedric14's gravatar image

My Dell laptop is a girl named Nellie--

Lavender's blue, Nellie Dellie, Lavender's green When we're online, Nellie Dellie You'll be my Queen.

answered Feb 02 '11 at 02:51

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Neither, It's just a machine used for education & entertainment.

answered Feb 02 '11 at 19:44

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I get "Script: C:UsersbleepDesktopxyz.vbs line: 1 char: 14 error: invalid character code: 800A0408 Source: Microsoft VBScript compilation error"

answered Feb 02 '11 at 23:27

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You need to replace the special double-quotes with regular double quotes or it'll give an error.

(Oct 13 '11 at 19:50) nickjuly4 nickjuly4's gravatar image
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