If the world listened for 10 minutes...

If the world listened for 10 minutes, I would tell my version of the aristocrats joke.

(Only because no one would take heed or agree on anything else, and why should they? I'm only 1 person with one opinion among many.)

SAVE THE EARTH!

The earth is dying and suffering from the bad enviroments.

Start recycling and reusing NOW!

Treat others with compassion. Err on the side of assuming someone isn't aware of a slight, tell & forgive them...Find similarities instead of differences...Adopt cooperation vs. competition (this harkens from our consumer-driven society & has nothing to do with two people getting a job done, done well, & enjoying the success of it together), tolerance, compassion, empathy, acceptance...we're in trouble people & in it together- finger-pointing won't change a thing...Look forward & plan for a compassionate, kind future for your children, grandchildren, nieces, nephews- any relatives/friends that cause you to look beyond your own lifetime.

1. CLOSE AMERICA'S BORDERS. THIS WILL eventually END DRUG SMUGGLING( which history has PROVEN that most of it comes from Mexico btw)
2. STOP IMPORTING MORE THAN WE EXPORT ( THIS WILL HELP strengthen america's self dependence and finally raise the value of the american dollar back to normal)
3. anyone caught burning or abusing the american flag CAN BE DEPORTED! PERIOD. IF YOU DONT LIKE THIS COUNTRY...LEAVE! you dont see LEGAL american citizens going to Mexico and burning the mexican flag do ya? common sense!
4. install free energy producing items on all buildings, transportation, and make them electrical. This WILL reduce and eventually ELIMINATE our need for Prince of Iran's precious oil. and also lower some utility bills if not eliminate a few of them also.
5. if this country truly has FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION AND RELIGION. put the 10 commandment monument back in the white house ( or whatever that government owned building was years back) and allow students of public and private schools in american to spend a few minutes twice daily praying silently and if they wish to recite the Pledge of Allegiance. as long as they don't physically bother anyone else nor try to pressure any non believers to do the same. HENCE complying on both sides with Freedom of Relgion and Expression.
6. TERMS LIMITS! 2 YEARS FOR ALL MEMBERS OF congress, USA PRESIDENT, house of rep, any other elected or chosen official coherent to this. and here's a hint. we've tried Republic"RATS" and Demo"cans" let's try something different so we can FINALLY GET DIFFERENT RESULTS..Libertarians. ( helloo George Washington ring a bell. it's call MORE CHOICE MORE FREEDOM MORE BETTER QUALITY OF LIVE FOR THE LEGAL AMERICAN CITIZEN)
7. PUT ALL MEMBERS OF CONGRESS AND THE PRESIDENT ON A BUDGET IN EVERY WAY. make them take a 25 percent pay wage cut and give that money back to the LEGAL AMERICAN CITIZENS in the forms of prepaid utility bills, food stamps, and fuel cards. ( ya gotta eat, pay the electric bill/gas, and you may have to drive to work)
8. make owning and using credit cards ILLEGAL, shut down ALL CREDIT CARD COMPANIES OF ALL SHAPES, SIZES, RANKS AND BRAND NAMES. put those ( not unemployed ) workers into Free Energy support and other trade jobs ( trade jobs= ALWAYS WILL BE IN DEMAND NO MATTER WHAT TIME AND TECHNOLOGY DICTATE..thus HELLOOOO JOB SECURITY! SOMETHING LEGAL AMERICANS NEED MORE THAN EVER NOW!
9. MAKE IT ILLEGAL FOR the government to use your tax dollars to support babies of people just having babies just to get free money. IT'S CALL BIRTH CONTROL. OR CLOSING YOUR LEGS! GUYS LEARN TO KEEP LITTLE TIMMY IN THE PANTS! if you CAN'T AFFORD IT...DONT BUY IT OR MAKE IT! IT'S THAT SIMPLE. IT'S CALL SELF CONTROL AND COMMON SENSE!
10. get rid of the " no child left behind" bullcrap act. my cousin was told by the principal that he HAD to pass a student at an elementary school although he did every thing that was possible to help the student learn and student was failing because he REFUSED to do the work. the student did NOT care and was disrespectful to him and his parents. the parents didn't care either. problem with this act is. when you constantly pass a student who is NOT learning the material it sets him up for failure later in life. hello job market? graduating high school senior that can't read better than 8 grade or 7th grade reading level. do you honestly think he is going to do well at a call center job? this is just ONE of the thousands of examples of why this " no child left behind" is bullcrap.
    
11. LEGALIZE marijuana ( yes i know it's probably misspelled) for those in need of it's medical benefits AND LEGALIZE it for industrial uses ( hello native american indians PROVED HEMP fiber is up to five times stronger ounce for ounce than rope made from any tree.)
12. after it's legalized a tax may be place on it that will partially go to : paying construction workers to pave roads, build homes, etc. ( the possibilities do make some sense!)
13. teach cops ( ESPECIALLY IN MISSISSIPPI...HELLO PEARL PD TALKING TO YOU) that they are UNDER the law just like the rest of us and they DON't have the right to provoke an innocent citizen to verbally or physically fight any cop when the citizen HAS DONE NOTHING WRONG! citizens are not privates in the military and you cops are NOT the drill seargents! The WRONG ARM OF THE LAW needs to stop. You are here to PROTECT AND SERVE..not act like the nazi cops in ww II germany! this is america!
14. MAKE IT LEGAL to where the VICTIM or VICTIM'S RELATIVE HAS THE RIGHT TO TREAT THE repeat sex abuser, wife or husband beater, or murder with the same treatment as the criminal gave to the victim. "DO UNTO OTHERS AS YOU WOULD HAVE THEM DO UNTO YOU... OR TREAT PEOPLE LIKE YOU WANT TO BE TREATED..OR KARMA. tom" A" to or " Tom " ah" to...either way..same thing. and it WILL get the point across and THESE'S CRIMINALS WILL BE DEPORTED! OUT OF OUR COUNTRY. let them become someone else's problem. they are a leach on the american economey ( why should my tax dollars feed, clothe, house, and educate a REPEAT SEX OFFENDER, SPOUSAL ABUSER, MURDER) THAT SHOULD BE MY CHOICE! IT'S MY MONEY!
15. Fire Obama " insane " barrack.. or is it Berry or Barry Sotoro ( what's his REAL AMERICAN NAME AGAIN? Let's see...at first he was a Kenya Africa citizen, "his real father btw...muslim-socialist", then was adopted by an Indonesian person or family. then serve one measely year as a lawyer...hmmm..HELLO COMMON SENSE SAYS.. ( especially sense he has YET to produce a LEGAL american birth certificate) he is NOT the correct choice for our country. 1. he freed Fidel Castro..STUPID. 2. he is allowing muslims to build a mosque RIGHT NEAR THE 9-11 ATTACK SITE..which was originated from who...MUSLIMS!..hmmm. he bows to the prince of Iran on a previous meeting, and is letting the Bush Tax discounts/cuts ( whatever you want to call them) EXPIRE..THUS BOTTOM LINE..TAKING MORE MONEY OUT OF YOUR POCKETS FOR HIM AND THE REST of the us government to keep having fun on their OVERspending spree on crap that IS MOSTLY NOT NECESSARY AND NOT IN THE BENEFIT OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE.
    
16. pull our troops slowly but surely completely out of the middle eastern countries. THEY HAVE BEEN FIGHTING SINCE THE DAWN OF FREAKING TIME. ( MORE THAN 3000 YEARS) deeeeaaaau....do ya think they're going to ALL all of a sudden going to adopt democracy or a more peaceful way of life? That's like saying that Hitler in the end brought prosperity to Germany. look at what happened..DUH. anytime you take away the people's voice, choice, and financial strength and claim you'll run it all for them.. IT'S SOCIALIST COMMUNIST AND NEEDS TO BE DESTROYED FROM OUR WORLD. america was ONCE a self sufficient and prosperous nation. There was no OWING CHINA OR OTHER COUNTRIES MONEY because we have let our government screw over the value of our dollar. there was no welfare and food stamps..WHY BECAUSE WE DIDN'T NEED IT. WE KNEW that we needed to WORK for something and live on a realistic budget. " the borrower is the slave to the lender" hellooooo where's the common sense!I COULD NAME HUNDREDS of problems with other people's president (he damn sure isn't mine ..i didn't vote for his black muslim taught communist self..i knew better..i actually learned from the problems of Jimmy Carter, Clinton and the bushes. Reagan had his problems but he was HELL of a lot more realistic and he actually proved he cared SOMEWHAT about america. ( unlike the Tri lateral communission worshiping Bafomet or the great owl or whatever you want to call it...it's the devil plain and simple. F*&k NATO
17. appoint Dave Ramsey as leader of all things in government dealing with financial and economic growth. im NOT sorry and anyone that teaches " learn to live off of less than what ya make" and " STICK TO A FREAKIN BUDGET so you can ACTUALLY retire someday instead of HOPING you can have a job and HOPING to work from 15ish to the day you die. ( not my kind of life if you ask me. I would like to relax for a few years before i die) and "pay cash for what you need and build an EMERGENCY FUND because it WILL RAIN someday(s) and unforeseen problems WILL HAPPEN!" ...sounds like common sense to me. the man is humble, not afraid to tell you what you NEED to hear instead of what you WANT to hear..and also unlike OBAMA or Berry or Barry Sotoro ( whatever his name is)...Dave Ramsey ACTUALLY GIVES YOU DIRECT AND DETAILS ANSWERS AND RESOLUTIONS.. instead of " well im glad you asked that question..blah blah blah. I believe in change..." yeah...change the progress in which american is dying from slow..to fast... REALITY CHECK PEOPLE..OUR COUNTRY WILL BE ( IF IT ISN'T ALREADY) MORE THAN 13 TRILLION IN DEBT. guess where a GOOD chunk of that debt is oweed to....CHINA. a communist country ( communist =less/no choices for the people. less/no freedoms for the people...more/total government control. =same thing as a monarchy or dictatorship...does..Saddam Hussain ring a bell? It's not rocket science people, and you DONT need a degree to solve the OBVIOUS problems. oh..while we're at it.
18. either (a) get rid of NAACP, UNited negro college fund, black history month, martin luther king day, and require all companies to judge ALL RACES EQUALITY QUALIFIED FOR ANY JOB, then look at the experiences on their resumes and background checks. or (b) ..do the same thing in the last part of the sentence, and create IRISH, NATIVE AMERICAN INDIAN, MEXICAN, ASIAN, EUROPEAN, etc..versions of NAACP, United negro college fund, black history month, and martin luther king day ( if applicable) THIS IS CALL FINALLY MAKING THINGS EQUAL AGAIN.. NO ROOM FOR BLAME...NO ROOM FOR BICKERING, " yeah white boy i own you..you own me for my ancestors suffering under your ancestors for slavery" blow it out your butthole! my Irish ancestors were slaves too and they were treated just as crappy as black ancestors! but i dont see an Irish history month..i dont see hardly ANYTHING in schools about Irish history, i damn sure dont see enough of Native american indian history.
    MAKE EVERY RACE EQUAL ...then we tackle another problem at a time.
    

so...if i was president. I would select 3 problems and no more to tackle at a time. 1. RACE..using the above solution. 2 debt. close borders, bring troops home, shut down credit card companies, make it illegal to use credit cards PERIOD, start making our own stuff again ( no more importing from ANY OTHER COUNTRIES!) and put a tax that foreign countries have to pay for them to buy our stuff or we dont do business with them, STOP PRINTING PAPER MONEY in which we DONT have the gold in Fort Knox to support the value of, MAKE BALANCING A CHECK BOOK AND LIVING OFF A BUDGET A REQUIRE COURSE STARTING IN MIDDLE SCHOOLS OR AT LEAST YOUR FRESHMAN YEAR IN HIGH SCHOOL, appoint dave ramsey commander and chief of economic and financial government agency, elect a president that share's his financial believes ( hello Ron Paul or Ran Paul!? ya know..Ron paul .he's the sweet decent man that kept getting cut off RUDELY by the other candidates during the 2008 presidential race at EVERY group debate), so we can FINALLY " STOP THE FINANCIAL BLEEDING.IN ORDER TO HEAL AMERICA'S WOUND"..OH THE free energy thing..guess what..THAT WILL HELP PUT ALOT MORE AMERICANS TO WORK. THUS ALSO TACKLING THE POOR JOB MARKET SITUATION. Free energy is the TOP of the financial food chain. whether you go into debt to obtain it ( buying the actually hardware to begin receiving the free energy) or pay for it in cash. BOTTOM LINE..FREE ENERGY IS STILL FREE IN THE END. just build the hardware that allows you to harness or receive it well built and ready to last. 3. job market. NO MORE OUTSOURCING. BELIEVE IT OR NOT GOVERNMENT MOST AMERICANS WANT TO STAY HOME..IN AMERICA WHERE THE JOBS SHOULD STAY! MONEY ISN'T EVERYTHING. GET OVER THAT ONE PART OF YOUR PRECIOUS PORTFOLIO BEING NOT AS CHEAP AS THE REST OF YOUR PROFIT VS. COST MARGINE. IT WILL BE WORTH MORE IN THE END IF EVERYONE PRACTICES KEEPING JOBS IN AMERICA WHERE THEY BELONG! On a side note. TEACH people TO PULL UP THEIR PANTS..I UNDERSTAND THAT CRACK is probably the source of SOME rappers' success but i dont want to see their crack. BRING RESPECT back to rap..and learn how to rap and rhyme about something other than " look at a my 50 thousand dollar rims on my 100000 cadillac escalade and look at my big breasted women with butt floss jiggling themselves and humping air, HUMPING AIR IS NOT A TALENT! ANYONE CAN HAVE SEX! WE REALIZE THAT BLACK PEOPLE LOVE TO BREED LIKE RABBITS BUT COMMON WE GET THE POINT!...look at my bling bling. " wow...after over 30 years of rap videos..you would think blacks ( which STILL dominate the rap/hip hop music market by over 80 percent BTW THAT IS TRUE) would have the sense to rap about something more constructive. at least Eminem does a decent job of that and I dont like rap that much. Tu Pac ( sorry for misspelling) god rest his soul. he had his issues but at least tried to rap about something else) there are other decent rap artists out there.
in Summary, let's bring back, responsibility, discipline, AMERICAN PATRIOTISM, our HUMAN freedoms ( right to privacy ring a bell government, BUSH..no thanks to you. can i smack you now?) but most of all. COMMON SENSE AND OUR COURAGE TO USE IT AND FOLLOW OUR INSTINCTS ON AN HOURLY, DIALY, MONTHLY , YEARS AND LIFELONG BASIS SO .therefore..we can grow strong as a nation AND BE ABLE TO HELP OTHERS IN THE WORLD..WITHOUT us being in debt. we can TRULY GIVE like no one else if we learn to LIVE LIKE NO ONE ELSE. God bless you dave ramsey for having the guts to tell it like it is. Ron and Ran Paul, Fox News ( which by the way actually tells ALL "democractic, republican, libartian, and other independent political parties" versions of stories on the news..unlike damn near every other news station. "LEGAL" AMERICAN CITIZENS DO NOT NEED MORE DEBT, LOSS OF FREEDOMS, jobloss, nor some communist morons telling them everything is going to be ok. Legal american citizens need jobs, more choices, all of their freedoms back ( george washington is pissed at the government btw)less government control and taxes, more accountability, more efficient and realistic criminal punishment, and last but certainly not least. MORE FREE ENERGY EDUCATION, AVAILABILITY, MANDATORY USAGE AND INSTALLATIONS all over the country. it's a win win for everyone here and it IS accomplishable!

John Adams' speech in support of the Declaration of Independence. I'd have 4 minutes left over.

• The Western Infidels are Israel, not America. Read the Qu'ran.
• Religion spreads based on proximity. Whatever you believe, you are massively outnumbered. So get over it and just work to improve the world. There are no gods; you're all wrong. (cite sources, give links)
• Nobody is going to accomplish your goals and dreams in life for you. It's up to you. Do whatever it takes. Don't let anyone or anything stand in your way.

10 minutes is a very small amount of time, so it will have to be direct & to the point; NO SUGAR COATING!

1. It's clear that the enemy only understands greater or equal power.
2. The United States of America has tried to resolve this in ways that you've taken for weakness.
3. This is an ultimatum to give up or die. Civilian casualties will be theirs; NOT OURS.
4. All Oil & Resources will go to repay the war expenses.
5. Martial Law will be declared across foreign & domestic soil.
6. Terrorist cells will be hunted down.
7. The land where the mosque stands needs to be returned to Israel to fulfill the testimate.
8. Bank Accounts & Personal Finances will be frozen until cleared.
9. No more political correctness crap; just speak freely.

10. Peace will be taken by force.

11. See this as a massive reset button.

The voices in my head might not be real but they've got some good ideas :)

I'd make the Interrupting Cow knock knock joke. Then I'd make the Nacho Cheese one afterwards. Then I'd just sit there and complain about some random thing that just happened that shouldn't have. I'm sure I could fill the 10 minutes.

I would spend all the time I could trying to explain how stupid you people are, and that god is real, you're just denying it to free yourself from you conscience.