If Chuck Norris and "Chris the Stormtrooper" got into a fight....who would win? (with and without roundhouse kick) :-)

4	If Chuck Norris and "Chris the Stormtrooper" got into a fight....who would win? (with and without roundhouse kick) :-) stormtrooper chuck norris asked Oct 21 '10 at 05:04 Guyfromdenmark 1.5k●101●110●137 edited Oct 21 '10 at 05:13

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Chris Pirillo is most likely a Master of the GEEK Martial Arts form of iKickUr@$$

Update: Stormtroopers know MMA > ***http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sFPHCs_V80***

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Note: Chuck Norris is an old man, selling the Total Gyms on infomercials.

answered Oct 21 '10 at 05:24

r0bErT4u
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edited Oct 22 '10 at 06:37

Great picture :-)

(Oct 21 '10 at 05:29) Guyfromdenmark

nice kick on the jaw Chris!, awesome pics!

(Oct 21 '10 at 06:02) Patxi

come on we all know the answer to that :) it's pretty obvious: alt text

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answered Oct 21 '10 at 06:00

Patxi
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edited Oct 21 '10 at 06:01

Dude...the second costume is a little lame :-)

(Oct 21 '10 at 06:03) Guyfromdenmark

I though it would look funny XD

(Oct 21 '10 at 07:19) Patxi

Chris doesn't have a beard, therefore, he automatically loses.

answered Oct 22 '10 at 18:20

Justin
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But in theory Chris could grow a beard.....much greater than Chucks.....(not red though)....does Chuck's power exist in his beard? Really?

(Oct 22 '10 at 18:33) Guyfromdenmark

There is no way any mortal could grow a beard as powerful as Chuck Norris'.

(Oct 22 '10 at 18:40) Justin

That's a tough one... Chuck Norris pwns everything, but Stormtrooper Chris would put up a good fight. I think it would go on for over 9000 days and nights before a mudkip would spontaneously appear an defeat them both.

answered Oct 22 '10 at 18:38

Dylan ♦♦
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edited Oct 22 '10 at 18:38

But after the defeat, chuck would rise again and roundhouse kick everyone.

(Oct 22 '10 at 18:57) Guyfromdenmark

1	Well, hmm. If a 70 year-old guy got into a fight with a trained Storm Trooper, that has a gun... I am going to have to pick that Storm Trooper. answered Oct 22 '10 at 19:24 Madison Tries 6.1k●300●346●399

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