Do you believe your computer may be possessed by a demon?

Article: Your computer may be possessed by a demon! * SAVANNAH, Ga. — Your computer may be possessed by a demon, a leading minister warns

"... “While the Computer Age has ushered in many advances, it has also opened yet another door through which Lucifer and his minions can enter and corrupt men’s souls,” said the Reverend Jim Peasboro, author of an upcoming book, The Devil in the Machine. Demons are able to possess anything with a brain, from a chicken to a human being. And today’s thinking machines have enough space on their hard drives to accommodate Satan or his pals. “Any PC built after 1985 has the storage capacity to house an evil spirit,” the minister confirmed ... more"

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asked Oct 24 '10 at 05:41

r0bErT4u ♦
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I don't believe in god and I don't believe in demons. So no...

I am sorry, but someone talking about computers being possed by demons... Seriousy... (Talking about the article, not about he poster of this topic ;) )

answered Oct 24 '10 at 05:57

Hanhart
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edited Oct 24 '10 at 05:57

Halloween theme thang going on. Can't you tell? =0p...

(Oct 24 '10 at 05:58) r0bErT4u ♦

Steve Jobs has the power to make people eat out of his hands. Maybe he's possessed. All makes sense now. ;)

(Oct 24 '10 at 06:00) Hanhart

Very possible that Steve Jobs sold his soul to the devil?!?

(Oct 24 '10 at 19:55) r0bErT4u ♦

Wait, You mean I'm not the only Atheist in this community?!?! lol :)

(Oct 25 '10 at 02:26) dylancombs ♦♦

2	No... Just, no. answered Oct 24 '10 at 11:54 Justin 8.4k●104●142●221

1	No... I think it has the power of the Dark Side though. >=D answered Oct 24 '10 at 12:02 Ryan Sweigert 6.1k●288●345●396

1	Demons don't exist so... erm... no? answered Oct 24 '10 at 12:13 Fish 5.1k●89●113●170

My computer contains 666 bytes of evil at any given time. I love the part where it says: ... “It typed out, ‘Preacher, you are a weakling and your God is a damn liar.’ ” Then the device went haywire and started printing out what looked like gobbledygook.

I bet he was using IRC. Seriously, though... I wonder if what he's talking about are the viruses? ;)

answered Oct 25 '10 at 01:40

Seb
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Holy Water would ruin thangs, huh!? =0p...

(Oct 25 '10 at 01:47) r0bErT4u ♦

1	The only time I believe my computer is possessed is when it has a virus or when im angry at it. answered Oct 25 '10 at 01:42 blackbird307 3.7k●49●65●104

1	Yes, my computer is possessed, it sometimes speaks to me. Oh wait, maybe that's just the text to speech program I installed to avoid reading lengthy articles on this screen... answered Oct 25 '10 at 02:28 dylancombs ♦♦ 1.2k●14●26●39

I think that my Mac Pro is with 32GB RAM was definitely designed - manufactured and put into production by a beast - I am gonna open up an application that takes 27 seconds on my Uncles MacBook Pro late 2009 but then when I did that test to mine then the results came out as 4.1 seconds!!

answered Oct 25 '10 at 03:13

thecomputergeek01
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1	No....it is all WHICHCRAFT!! RUUUUN!! answered Oct 25 '10 at 03:18 Guyfromdenmark 1.4k●92●110●136

1	yes my computer is possessed! I doused it with holy water! answered Oct 27 '10 at 05:21 Bard Fermin 76●3

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